The most predictable team of the T20 World Cup so far, and the most unpredictable of them. Sri Lanka and Pakistan meet for the last match of what's been a terribly boring tournament. (The only lingering memory is of Dhoni turning up at a press conference with his team in tow.)
On form, Lanka look like taking it away in a one-sided game.
However for the sake of the game in that country, I'm hoping Pakistan make it to the spot they missed 2 years ago.
Score a duck and a hundred in the very same match;
Now how many players wear this sinusoidal badge?
It's a long list with over a hundred over the years
Centurions and blobs; a funny tale of joy and tears.
I've found the list and if you'd like to know
I make you a request, please click, below.
BELOW IS HERE.
8 wise men, they met in a room, to pick the men in blue
And before they emerged, all was out. But who, who, who?
Selectors? Captain? Or coach? Who is the mystery leak?
Call in the CBI I say, and let's find that blabbering beak.
Or go live on every channel, that's smoking in the air.
Give everyone a ear to the door, I think it's only fair.
Add a commercial break or two, rake in a million more;
Bring in the dancing girls, and you could make it four.
Let's play it under the lights, at the Eden, Kotla or Mumbai;
Coloured clothing, sponsorships, tickets. Surely that's okay!
A giant scoreboard and screen? To play back every catch?
When the circus is done, a prize for the man-of-the-match?
The Indian Selection League, sirs, is what I propose today
Make me the Chairman or CEO, I'll make the tamasha pay.
Much, much more moolah, than the IPL will ever bring
Poor Lalit will have to wait in line, while the Board my praises sing.